He might become A father, but he's most assuredly not THE father.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 15, 2024 2:33 AM |
Oh wow. I’m surprised and not surprised. I thought this would end up happening when he first brought her out.
But, I’ve also noticed he’s been oddly dour lately. Gained weight, seems tense, dresses poorly. So, hopefully he doesn’t have any issues with it.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 15, 2024 2:53 AM |
[quote] I’ve also noticed he’s been oddly dour lately. Gained weight, seems tense, dresses poorly
That's what happens when you beard up.
The lack of dick makes him irritable.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 15, 2024 2:57 AM |
And this was kind of an odd thing to post the same day he reveals he’s going to have a kid
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 15, 2024 3:08 AM |
We can only hope he passes on those amazing genes.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 15, 2024 4:22 AM |
Given his 41 years and his own issues, he’ll definitely be passing down something. 🧬
But he seems to be in a pre-meltdown stage right now. Could be career related, he’s shouldering two consecutive flops.
But given what he’s choosing to publicly ruminate on, I would say he’s also mentally preparing for the death of Kal the dog. Starting a family probably should have waited, because that will devastate him. Days and days of inconsolable grief.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 15, 2024 10:14 AM |
Given this comment right below the video from 11 hours ago (I.e. 3 hours prior to you creating this thread), I’d guess Yes:
[quote]henrycavill (Superman) and wife Natalie Viscuso (Pregnant) today in NYC... 😉✌️
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 15, 2024 10:43 AM |
he writes like an obnoxious twit.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 15, 2024 11:11 AM |
Google aspergers and stilted speech
Unusually formal and longwinded pedantic prose
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 15, 2024 11:53 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 15, 2024 1:18 PM |
👆another appearance where he looks like sh*t
Glasses looks nice.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 15, 2024 1:21 PM |
[quote] glamorous girlfriend Natalie Viscuso
She is anything but.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 15, 2024 2:49 PM |
Another interview today looking like sh*t. Dark circles under the eyes, doesn’t appear to have been styled, seems like he doesn’t want to be there.
The other Henry looks great.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 15, 2024 3:45 PM |
This proves again that the depopulation agenda is a baseless conspiracy theory. Normally Hollywood would make sure that their A-list hunks stay childless until their death but here we are. Another PR child while Henry enjoys his wicked ways with men and underagers (according to blind items) behind closed doors. Sad. We really shouldn't cheer on that sexual deviants have offspring because they will pass on their perverted genetics.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 15, 2024 3:59 PM |
This is the beginning of a meltdown. I recognize the look of existential anguish.
Not baby-related, but dog-related. He may have even rushed the baby so it could meet the dog.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 15, 2024 4:02 PM |
Now this is interesting
That is his brother serving as his bodyman, who lives in England and probably has better things yo do than escort his brother to the Today Show in New York
When he had the big meltdown a couple years back, the family did the same thing, circled the wagons around him and propped him up
So i think he’s in the middle of a meltdown right now.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 15, 2024 5:02 PM |
Why make a child when it causes him to have this condition???
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 15, 2024 5:07 PM |
Wow his brother at R16 has an amazing body!
I'll take the brother, please!
Is he single?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 15, 2024 5:09 PM |
Can someone please explain all this talk about Henry having a "meltdown?"
Maybe I missed it, but has he been diagnosed with some sort of condition?
Or is it just Datalounge speculation?
I've never read about Henry having any sort of problems. At least, not in the mainstream media.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 15, 2024 5:10 PM |
R18 No, I have heard they all have children because their girlfriend's knew that Henry is a rich Hollywood actor and thus they quickly lied about being on birth control to be attached to the Cavill family. Shameful.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 15, 2024 5:11 PM |
Yes i also noticed the brother’s body but it didn’t want to say anything
The brother has a couple of years on him too
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 15, 2024 5:54 PM |
I hope he's donating and freezing a lot of sperm. Someone give him the number of a sperm bank so he can be a regular donor.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 15, 2024 5:57 PM |
R19 he had a meltdown years ago
stopped taking care of his appearance, had that despondent look in his eyes
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 15, 2024 6:00 PM |
I thought he was going to turn out to be gay
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 15, 2024 6:07 PM |
“One of these men has just announced to the world that he’s going to be a first time father.”
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 15, 2024 6:10 PM |
In some of the appearances he did last week, he looks checked out
Lights are on but nobody’s home
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 15, 2024 6:22 PM |
Actually i have my terminology wrong
This is a shutdown, not a meltdown
A shutdown is the equivalent of a prolonged depressive episode and can last a very long time
A meltdown is brought upon by a single incident and only lasts a few hours
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 15, 2024 6:51 PM |
R26 Yes, I heard Hollywood tells yah: "Sorry hun but if yah wanne continue bein a A-list star, you hafta have a PR child with your beard, otherwise we will tank your career". That's why he looks so dead inside. The same happened to Chris Evans, he also looked drugged up since 2022 because he had to agree to a future PR child and wedding with the Portugal chickadee.
They just don't wanna lose their A-list status because it enables them to go to the hom*osexual sex parties and continue the yachting bi sex orgies. They just need to do the offspring part however because having a child is proof to normies that the actor is heterosexual and thus the movie won't lose ticket sales because of gay rumors.
It is so sad honestly what these men have to go through.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 15, 2024 6:56 PM |
R4 Nothing wrong with remembering a beloved pet. It's not related to his gf's due date or anything else. Why is it odd?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 15, 2024 6:58 PM |
The majority of male stars look great and dress well when they're out promoting a new movie. The studio provides them a stylist and pays for their wardrobe while they're on the promo circuit. They have personal trainers, make-up people and hair stylists at their disposal. It's in their contract. But as soon as the premiere and the press tour is over, they go back to their Average Joe way of eating and dressing, and they stop training 3 hours a day until it's time to start prep for the next film.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 15, 2024 7:34 PM |
He named his dog Meat? Weird. I knew a guy who named his dog Son and at least that was funny.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 15, 2024 7:41 PM |
[quote] They have personal trainers,
Even Henry?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 15, 2024 7:43 PM |
R29 because it wasn’t his pet. It was his girlfriend’s dog. Posting a long-winded remembrance for your girlfriend’s dog one year on the anniversary its death is extremely odd.
If he has dog death on his mind, he’s think about the Akita. When he loses the Akita, he will be devastated.
A couple of years ago he was shilling for some investments he had made on social media. One was the rosemary water company and the other was a company that was creating a special kind of ink that would allow DNA to be injected into tattoo ink. This was an odd investment as Cavill has no known tattoos. He was making these little videos about the brand, like if he was going about the process of getting one made, before abruptly dropping the subject. But from what I remember, it looked like he was going to have it done with the Akita.
It was very… Sunset Boulevard.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 15, 2024 8:10 PM |
The only person as neurotically attached to his dog as Cavill is Chris Evans, who got the dog’s name tattooed over his heart.
But as far as I know that tattoo doesn’t have the dog’s DNA in it. That’s just nasty.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 15, 2024 8:23 PM |
Perhaps Henry has the dog tattoo on one of his asscheeks?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 15, 2024 8:24 PM |
He is a nasty man for buying such violent dog breeds.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 15, 2024 8:43 PM |
R36 Yes, he likes to dress up his dog like a Barbie. First the Knives Out Sweater and then the Gray Man suit.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 15, 2024 8:46 PM |
She probably trapped him lol.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 15, 2024 9:11 PM |
[quote] lol
LoL! :)
Offsite Link
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 15, 2024 9:16 PM |
R41 There was this rumor on Lipstick Alley that he got an Irish actress pregnant years ago but then he paid for her abortion and flew her out of the country for that. I bet after that he had a vasectomy but maybe it failed when he entered her anal hole and his cum dripped down into her vagin* opening....
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 15, 2024 9:23 PM |
He’s despondent. I think the beardog has crossed the rainbow bridge.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 15, 2024 9:26 PM |
He wrote: “I have to say, I hadn't previously felt pain quite like the pain I felt when Meat died.”
This is a VERY strange thing to write about the bulldog he knew for what, three years, and was already old and sick. But it would make sense if he wrote it for the Akita that he had since he had that since it was a puppy.
I think he started to write about the Akita passing, but couldn’t bring himself to post it so he posted about the bulldog.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 15, 2024 9:54 PM |
Is it legal to eat dogmeat?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 15, 2024 11:11 PM |
In any case, he's getting a jump-start in terms of gaining sympathy weight.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 15, 2024 11:13 PM |
R46 = Darfur orphan
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 15, 2024 11:21 PM |
Is Henry built to give birth?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 15, 2024 11:32 PM |
Let's see what that sprog looks like when she pops it out. I bet it doesn't look a damn thing like him.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 15, 2024 11:33 PM |
R49 Well, he does have mammy hips, and gossip has always been he knows how to lift his legs and spread 'em wide. It will be interesting to see if he gains daddy weight.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 15, 2024 11:36 PM |
This is also from his 2015 shutdown. He has drugs on his shirt.
The rugby photo was taken a few weeks later, it was obvious he was spiraling.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 15, 2024 11:37 PM |
[quote] mammy hips
What are those?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 15, 2024 11:39 PM |
Someone is in LURVE with Henry.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 16, 2024 12:02 AM |
The reporter asked him about the baby but it didn’t seem like he wanted to talk about it
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 16, 2024 12:47 AM |
Henry probably had to ask “How is babby formed?”
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 16, 2024 12:50 AM |
[quote]She probably trapped him lol.
The pregnant girlfriend, Natalie Viscuso, is wealthy in her own right.
Perhaps richer than him.
She comes from SoCal money.
She was featured on that MTV series from the 2000s "My Super Sweet 16" about rich, spoiled girls.
Nowadays, she's a Hollywood executive.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 16, 2024 1:06 AM |
Nobody traps an Aspie into marriage. It’s the other way around.
Let me put it this way; for the next year she’s going to be dealing with a narcissistic, temperamental, easily irritated brat who constantly demands she drops everything and nurtures him;
And she will also be dealing with a newborn baby.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 16, 2024 1:20 AM |
OMG R52 he has white powder on the bottom of his sweatshirt.
You think it's co*ke?
And what's with the pink eye?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 16, 2024 1:28 AM |
You know who Henry reminds me of?
That other closet case addiction spiraled mess, Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
Both closet cases, both heavily addicted (to something), and both lost it after losing someone/something dear to them.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 16, 2024 1:31 AM |
He dated Gina Carano?! Yikes.
Looks like Henry G finally fixed his teeth.
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by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 16, 2024 3:40 AM |
JRM is an addict who causes trauma wherever he goes and Cavill is merely possibly an aspie overwhelmed with losing his dog.
That being said, assuming that is what happened, there are any number of videos on YouTube explaining the intense affection asd people have for dogs. Not the best example, but Hitler, certainly on the spectrum, was inconsolable at the death of Blondi. Granted he was the one who ordered her killed.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 16, 2024 3:46 AM |
I predict miscarriage.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 16, 2024 4:11 AM |
Will Henry suckle the baby on his massive tit*?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 16, 2024 4:19 AM |
R58 What’s your explanation for the Kardashians doing it?
It’s a woman thing, has nothing to do with social status.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 16, 2024 5:49 AM |
Her father is a wealthy night club mogul and she went to USC.
But what’s interesting about this link is that they have a photo of him at the Argylle premiere two minutes ago and a photo if him at Ministry premiere right next to each other; you can see the weight gain very clearly.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 16, 2024 11:07 AM |
I’m sorry to say it again, but look at their eyes, body language and the awkward vibe between them. They’re not in a relationship. You’d think they had just met as strangers on the street. im not normally a conspiracy theorist but the lie is written plainly across their faces.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 16, 2024 11:32 AM |
R70 what are you implying?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 16, 2024 11:37 AM |
R71 “relationship contract”.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 16, 2024 12:33 PM |
Matt Bomer says he often is mistaken for Henry in public.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 16, 2024 12:38 PM |
In Matt Bomer's dreams.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 16, 2024 12:59 PM |
Henry is such a fraud.
He was on his back, legs in the air, taking Jake Gyllenhaal's co*ck up his ass just a few years ago.
And now he's supposedly straight?
Give me a f*cking break.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 16, 2024 1:29 PM |
R12 it's the DM. Everyone is glamorous and has trim pins or some bullsh*t.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 16, 2024 1:38 PM |
I get Tom Cruise asexual vibes. I can't see him with men or women.
Se always has the same expression in every picture.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 16, 2024 1:49 PM |
When Henry is 70, he will be reflecting on his 30 year marriage to Natalie and talking about his 30 year old son/daughter, and his adorable grand kids.
He's following the Tom Selleck route to bearding.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 16, 2024 1:51 PM |
They don’t look affectionate. With an Aspie you are going to get two kinds of couples:
1. Darling Husband. The aspie appears aloof but the wife ADORES him, always has her hands around him, hugging him, kissing him. The wife usually has a very big smile that radiates infinite warmth. (Suzi Amis/James Cameron; Kate Capshaw/Steven Spielberg)
2. American Gothic. The aspie appears aloof and the wife appears stoic and businesslike. She gives the air of being infinitely patient and she may frequently appear tired, worried or annoyed. (Emma Thomas/Christopher Nolan)
They have that one.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 16, 2024 3:06 PM |
Tom is not an "Aspie."
He's just your every day, socially awkward nerd.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 16, 2024 3:09 PM |
Notice how Henry dramatically deepened his voice, as he became a bigger star.
In his early days, his voice was much higher.
Then as he became a bigger star, his voice got lower.
He totally pulled a Jensen Ackles, with the "Batman" voice.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 16, 2024 3:14 PM |
I thought Henry Cavill played Superman.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 16, 2024 3:21 PM |
That designer water he invested in and shilled seems to have gone belly up according to this few years old article.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 16, 2024 4:22 PM |
I want to point out something.
In one of the interviews above, Cavill praises Glasses for continuing to work Los Angeles hours while living with him in England, so she can keep her job at Vertigo. That’s 4PM to 1AM.
It would not have occurred to him to simply offer to move to Los Angeles. He has no commitments in the UK.
That is what it is like being with an Aspie. The politeness and chivalry are merely a mask for a swirling, bottomless vortex of egocentricity. There are support groups for women who marry Aspies.
Should be noted both Amis and Capshaw gave up their careers for their husbands while Thomas’s career is her husband.
Every phone call Christopher Nolan receives has to go through his wife because he refuses to own a phone. If he wants to make a phone call, he has to go to his wife, she will dial it for him and hand him the phone.
She earned that Oscar more than he did.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 16, 2024 5:22 PM |
[quote] It would not have occurred to him to simply offer to move to Los Angeles. He has no commitments in the UK.
He has a place in Florida as well.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 16, 2024 5:26 PM |
I think he got rid of that, he hasn’t been seen in Florida in ages.
I think he has a very specific idea of a English gentry country lifestyle he’s trying to manifest which is why he moved out to Berkshire. Glasses has accommodated so far but who knows if she likes being sequestered away in Berkshire. She’s from La Jolla, she probably is sick of the cold weather.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 16, 2024 6:30 PM |
I never realized that Henry has such a huge ass.
I mean, it's HUGE!!
What an amazing ass.
We saw it nude in The Tudors, and it was large and bulbous.
But I think it's actually grown since then!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 16, 2024 9:17 PM |
Whoever said he had his teeth fixed… where were you looking?
He’s babbling gibberish, his mind is elsewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 17, 2024 12:06 AM |
How do we know Henry is gay?
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 17, 2024 12:17 AM |
[quote] How do we know Henry is gay?
Do you have eyes and ears?
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 17, 2024 12:24 AM |
r88, Henry G. GOLDING.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 17, 2024 3:14 AM |
He is struggling to articulate his thoughts. He switches metaphors mid-sentence.
The puffiness on the lower lids is consistent with crying.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 17, 2024 5:32 AM |
This was his first appearance to promote the movie in the states, and he appeared ‘off.’ The puffiness is extremely pronounced even with makeup.
The leading cause of death in large dogs is cancer. The dog probably received a terminal cancer diagnosis within the past few weeks, enough time for Cavill to gain about ten pounds from stress eating. He was obligated to promote the movie and appear at Cinemacon for Lionsgate, he would have never permitted the dog to die without him so he had it put to sleep before he left.
He attempted to announce the dog’s death on his social media post, couldn’t bring himself to do it so he rewrote part of it and made it about the bulldog that died last year instead.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 17, 2024 5:56 AM |
I think he is crying because of the PR child. His Bachelor status already gone in his early 40s 🤭
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 17, 2024 9:07 AM |
I actually do suspect a more traditional PR staged rollout of the baby was planned to coincide with the publicity junket for the film and that was upended by, again assuming, the death of the dog. I don’t think they have too much in common but they probably do have the same show business goals (it took two people to make that cringey instagram “reveal”)
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 17, 2024 11:15 AM |
I can't believe it. All these celeb children recently. Pattinson, Logan Paul and now Henry. Are they trying to bury the Puff Diddy story?!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 17, 2024 3:00 PM |
Pattinson is absolutely not pr because he and Suki Waterhouse are intensely private. The baby was just born and they didn’t announce it.
Cavill I wouldn’t call a pr baby but I think but it feels forced because it is forced. He probably has a very specific idea of who he wants to become and is trying to manifest it. Glasses doesn’t look like his former girlfriends (we’ll ignore the *ahem*), they were all very tall athletic women. But she is reminiscent of his mum. Cavill lived in central London and Fort Lauderdale; he ditched that for the countryside. He is from a rural island. He says he wants to model himself like his parents; he’s recreating their life.
Glasses is playing Galatea for the time being but it’s notable she has kept her job with its Los Angeles hours and she has not married him. (Of course he asked, he lives in the 19th century.) Ten to one the baby is born in Los Angeles. No girl who was raised in La Jolla is going to give up the best climate in the world to end up trapped in Thomas Hardy’s Wessex. I was just in La Jolla. It was 80 degrees with no humidity and seals were frolicking on the beach.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 17, 2024 6:51 PM |
I would have aborted because he has short arms
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 17, 2024 7:32 PM |